The first, you simply have to admire. Myself I am awed by it.
And here are two more that I came across and want to share because I absolutely agree:
First, on men who pick at their food:
All real men love to eat. Any man who picks at his food, breaking off little pieces with his fork, pushing one aside, picking up another, pushing bits around the plate, etc., usually has something wrong with him. And I don’t mean with his stomach.
And the second one on WAR:
If you haven’t been in it, don’t talk about it.